Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Tuesday, December 02, 2008

I just sent Mojo into the shower because he had popcorn feet.

I noticed it after I got off the phone with Elna -- we were discussing the lack of Amish-built wood-stoves in Siberia. I hung up the phone, came into the living room, and wrestled Mojo to the carpet. Then I noticed the stale popcorn stink.

Alane is at the mall. This gives me the opportunity to blast Christmas music. Real Christmas music. Got Fishbone's Iration on right now.

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