Anyone unaware that the song reference, "you could get the finger...the middle!" was Kriss Kross circa 1991-1992 should be dipped in spoiled ricotta and then forced to grab the heat-pipe at Castle 1526 with both hands. I had a small size rock-band party on Friday night, there was definitely a man in a chicken mask playing drums to Tom Sawyer by Rush....sometimes I get the feeling my house is a strange and surreal place. Put up the Christmas tree on Sunday, and it took only a day for the pets to believe I installed them a personal jungle gym to swing and play on...I need to invest in a tazer. I been watching the news and I realized why a man would spend 750 million to win a job that only pays $400,000...because Holy Cow, you can spend trillions!!! Stop chanting U.S.A. and begin chanting A.T.M.....you now, I've overdrawn my bank account at the ATM many times, those overdraft fees can be real killers. I toast GM, Ford and Chrysler, they finally convinced someone to buy American....Nancy Pelosi. OK, enough of that I'm going to Orlando next weekend to see Janine and Joe Fatone Sr. star in a production of Annie...indeed I'm laughing already.