I was thinking could i really be considered the tallest of my siblings? Could i ever be considedred the tallest anything? Ah but Ellie's theory is correct. I am the tallest sibling. Will Ellexa be? Can anyone at Spumoni South be considered tall? How about this? Can you see the peanut's hand and feet flippies?
So i spoke to John today. I gave him a little something to ponder regarding our excursion to Las Vegas. From the moment we got there we knew there would be an endless string of things to discuss. It was 112 degrees the day we got there. It was 98 at night. It was hot, a dry heat. One day it was breezy but it was a hot breeze. It was like opening the oven 10 minutes before the lasagna is done.
Well the bachelor party was really well done. Hats of to Broadway. Not that i ever doubted it, he has always known how to throw a party. Soooooo. We walk into this room and there is a 2 lane Bowling Alley. There is a bar and a pool table. There is a 120" Flat screen on the wall flanked by three 40" screens on each side. The music was insanely loud and there were trays of every chocolate you can imagine devil dogs-ho hos-ding dongs-yodels-twinkies-doughnuts-brownies and dirty cupcakes. There were blow up dolls and animals placed all around. We were served drinks and our dinner by a group of models joe hired. The night was made when the little lady showed up. The man of the hour got a full on lap dance from a midget stripper. And i will be honest----- at first it is intriguing and hard to look away. It was funny and i almost felt guilty laughing. Not too guilty. she took off her top and we cheered. She tried to be all sexy and hot but she had little arms and no hips. She kinda looked like she was trying to hula hoop. We are all watching and she takes her bottoms off. The entire audience got quiet. All in attendance were noticeably a little disturbed, as she looked like a little child grinding on my cousin. All but 2. Broadway and the Giorgione. Broadway was plotting how he would be next in the chair, we know not what hid behind the pensive penetrating stare from the Georgione through his spectacles. We assume it was both disturbing and interesting but i pushed the thought away. Maybe ill ask next time i see him. So the midge hops on my cousin and dances standing on his knees and as she turns to face us, ass in his face, he grabs her legs and parts her all the way to puck nuck gorge. At this time it became obvious that she had some kind of cliff hanger toilet paper scrap stuck all up in her creases. Mulligas, as they have come to be known. Well that was all this harsh crowd needed to see. And then----Broadway got his lap dance.
The funniest moment though came the next day at the rehearsal. Broadway's wife was dressed for the ceremony and wearing some bright red lipstick. Broadway went to kiss her and she said "stop doing that
your gonna suck all the lipstickoff" to which he responded "I know i know but im all horny from that midget" This was spoken as we were preparing to enter the chapel for the rehearsal.
I will try to make another installment tomorrow as there was so much in 4 days you wouldn't believe it.