John sometimes says that BazzukaJoe and I have a rare form of word association ADD...that any given word can transport us to a completely random story, or song or movie quote...that is somehow logical in our mind. A few minutes ago, I had a customer say to her friend "girl, you're my best friend" and it made me think of a late 80s New Kids On The Block song "Please Dont Go Girl", where the then baby-voiced Joey McIntyre sings to the heavens "Girrrrrrrrrrrl!...You're my best friend!".....which in turn made me think of when I was in the 7th Grade and that song was a big hit on the radio. During that time a new kid by the name of Chee Hyun Sung moved to Marisa Circle from Korea...he knew not a single word of English. Now being that Chee Hyun was the same age as me, Chris, and Joe Colorio, we had taken on the responsibility of teaching him English....or at least our distorted and disturbing version of it. We took great pride in making him an expert in every curse word ever devised (and a few new ones we made up), and absolutely nothing else. Despite being amazingly behaved, he was constantly getting in trouble at school for foul language....however hands down our greatest achievement was teaching him how to properly insert curse words into American pop songs for comic effect. So he frequently could be found walking the halls of school or home from the bus stop singing aloud to the tune of "Show Me" by the Cover Girls, "Show me dickie, show me you asshole....". So this brings me back to our original story line, whenever Chee Hyun would see me in school or on the street he would immediatally start singing to "Please Dont Go Girl" by New Kids "Steeeeeeve, you my best friend! Steve...You have hairy ass!" So there you go, prescribe me some aderol.