Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Thursday, January 04, 2007

When a piece of Baby Watson Cheesecake goes bad, do the edges get oily and translucent like mayonaise? And if it did, would Little Vito consider it the perfect dessert? And would it leave a stain on a slipcover? Or on a black Banlon sock?

I think Bazzukajoe missed his calling: he should've become an exterminator.