Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Monday, January 22, 2007

Mambo Combo? Is that like Moons over my Hammy at IHOP? Or a Weiner Shnitzel Ala Holstein?

I had a lady come into my store and told the mgr she was the new hire and she needed her start day and schedule. I came out to speak to her and i never met her before. never interviewed her. I said i think you migt have the wrong store. I have never met you before. She said Holleigh hired me. Holleighleft in August, we are up to january. I think that offer expired. She said ohhh, ok and walked out............Huh? People are bizarre.

he South Florida Fair is an interesting place and its mascot is MOO the Cow. It is the meeting ground for every misfit and mutant south of orlando. It is the home of the Turkey leg thats as large as my head, how large are they raising these turkies? Its where you can find anything deep fried in a zeppole casing, snickers-twinkies & oreos. You can get a coke and a slice of awful pizza for $12. Its great. The guy deep frying the 18" corn dogs had only 3 teeth and 8 fingers. Insert punchline here. I was not keeping track of Jenia but this is the type of place you prep for a real eating contest. He was in his element. My dad patiently waited for the ballon guy to make ellexa a funky hat but he was also a stilt walker on 6' stilts. He got in line with 5 other kids. i hope merle got a photo. Uncle Vito said it was nice and it was a beautiful day but he looked angry and peered at the other fair goers with a disgusted scowl of sorts. I must say i can relate to this feeling. We walked past a man with his entire head tattooed and there was no end to the mullets. Everytime one of these cretins strolled past i would just look at uncle V and he would raise his eyebrows or nod his head and i knew what he was thinking. These guys wouldnt stand a chance at San Gennaro. Even the vendors were less than savory. If i had to make on judgement on the origins of any of the fairly bizzare diseases in the news i would have to say if they did not originate at the fair they most certainly fluorish thereIs there no mirrors where they come from. The most interesting thing at the fair is the items you can win. None of the stuffed animals or painted booths and rides have an exact replica of the character. They are always a little bit off. Not quite right. Scooby is actually scoobi or his look aint quite perfect. Its most interesting.

I apologize for my lack of participation. I was on a trip to dc and adelphia is switching to comcast after a hostile takeover and the high speed has been sketchy at best.