I just located and resolved an issue that was preventing me from seeing my e-mails. This allowed me to review, finally, about two weeks worth of personal messages -- including one from Vito that contained a link to a special multimedia clip. "Special" in a Vito sort of way. I should know by now that if Vito is sending me something I should be very wary -- especially if he warns me to make sure no one is around when I view it. And when he tells me to make sure the speakers are on.
Maybe I never should have fixed that e-mail problem...