Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.
Thursday, December 22, 2005
I don't have a living will or a healthcare proxy or any of the useful stuff a lawyer would normally advise for a client (that figures). Furthermore, I know a blog-post is a poor and legally-insufficient replacement for any of those but at this moment I would like to make this clear: If I'm ever in a situation where I'm stuck to the train tracks because my balls are frozen to the rails, just shoot me. Or let the train roll over me. Because even if I was set free, I'd never live it down.