Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Thursday, December 08, 2005

Cookie should be coming home from school soon. He had his "Holiday Boutique" today where he could buy gifts for our family. I can hardly wait to see what he picked for all of us. He was suppose to get Mojo a gift but this morning Mojo got in trouble and we were threatening to have zero gifts for him--Cookie said he would buy himself a gift and share it with Mojo. I remember that I attended one of those as a youth and bought my dad soap on a rope. I never heard the end of it--indeed if I asked my dad about Christmas gifts from me that would be the first one mentioned.

Continuing with the Christmas theme, today I went to the mailbox and it was awesome. All of our mail was Christmas cards--not one bill or piece of junk mail. We received the Spumoni South card and it was most impressive. Everyone looked great. I must particularly compliment Jessica--pregnancy agrees with her. She definitely has the pregnancy glow. Vinny and Marie look wonderful.

I'm glad to hear that I am not the only one that encounters freaks that must write corrections in library books. The other day I was reading a library book and on one of the pages someone had crossed out one preposition and inserted what they thought to be the proper one. It bothered me during the rest of my reading. I'm not even certain the correction was correct.

It has been quite awhile since I've attended a Christmas party or any other party for that matter where puke played such a starring role. And for it to be a couple activity is even more astounding.