Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, November 16, 2005

It's not exactly a feast of Seven Porks, but Guido and I will, in just a few short weeks, hold our third annual Pork and Vermouth Christmas Lighting. It often involves at least three varieties of pig: hot sausage, sweet sausage and pork chops. And it involves an entire bottle of red vermouth. And electricity. And ladders.