Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Like most conservative couples in this great nation, Steve and I have spent a great deal of energy avoiding watching the news. Our routine of turning on the tv and flipping between cnn and foxnews--has been altered--we now flip between reruns of Saved by the Bell and whatever cocky MTV show is on.

Today was quite depressing-- because not only was it Saved by the Bell (the middle school years) but Run's House was infiltrating MTV. I only have one word for such programming....DOUCHE!

According to Dictionary.com (I am a bit nerdy and enjoy a good word of the day), the day of the word is candor, meaning honesty. So, in the spirit of the word of the day, I must make a confession (quite like a good Catholic would do). I am not ashamed to admit that I am pissed off that this inauguration is getting in the way of my favorite tv programming night..This "occasion of significance," "the dream come true" or whatever title you want to give this event is taking precedence over Scrubs on ABC and A Double Shot of Love with the Ikki Twins on MTV..true American classic shows that epitomize and define what it means to live in the "land of the free."

I have already accepted the fact that this man is our president--but to be blunt, he already is pissing me off..

And on a side note--I did find a new word that I love
shittlecock....