OK, so there is so much to talk about here its giving me a headache. So lets start with Uncle Vito's revelation that in the thrown out Florida primary, his disdain for Senators Obama and Clinton prompted him to vote for Cleveland's very own Dennis Kucinich! (My suggestion for campaign slogan: Vote for Dennis. Hes out of this world!! ) I'm pretty sure that at night when Kucinich gazes into the Ohio sky searching for UFOs...hes also fantasizing about one day holding Senator Palpatine's position as head of the Intergalactic Senate. I also promised John I would have a song we could play for women interested in romancing Uncle Vito that would accurately describe him:
(this is sung to the Rod Stewart version of a few years ago)
A Few of My Favorite Things
Socks made of banlon,
and sausage from Carmines,
trousers from Steinmart
and shoes bought at Burdines.

Cursing at Sterling...and Walgreen cashiers
You Jerk, Joe Torre...have a few more beers.

When Marie cooks,
and the Yanks win,
When Im feeling sad
I just imagine a modular home
and then I don't feel so bad

OK, back to important stuff, so if a Governor spends $80,000 on hookers, could that be considered a business expense...I mean I thought there was an entertainment allowance? Me and John predicted what The New York Post headline was going to be on the eve of the news, (which I might add I am thouroughly enjoying) I incorrectly predicted "Spitzer Swallows", they opted for the blander "Ho No!" We have also been discussing the as yet undisclosed secret requests that he was placing on his hired help. My guess was is that he would have each prostitute dress up as former Mayor Ed Koch and repeatedly ask him "How Am I Doing?". Anyway, yesterday BazzukaJoe's face had an allergic reaction to a tree in fromt of his home, and last night his face resembled a mutant strain of Beefsteak Tomato. Hopefully pics will follow soon.

By the way, yesterday I had a dream I was at a recycling plant and the attendant yelled at me because I was dropping off a christmas tree with the christmas lights still on it. Parked next to me was a Spanish family dropping off an entire station wagon full of blankets and comforters. Before I got any further a phoncall awoke me. To my knowledge neither of these are recyclable goods, and even if they were I still doubt I would ever drive to a plant....what do you think it means, am I growing an environmental conscience? Am I gonna rent an Al Gore movie?