Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Friday, March 14, 2008

I normally try to moderate my intake of prurient cable-news pseudo-analysis -- but this Spitzer thing... well, I must admit: I can't get enough of it. It's so good I'm having a hard time commenting myself: there's so much material here, I don't know where to start.

Well, let's start here:

We could probably end here as well, since it says pretty much everything you need to know. I'll just add this: New Yorkers who pride themselves on being so sophisticated and urbane -- they fell for it like the rubes they really are. Voted him into office in a landslide. Swallowed the hook, the line, and the sinker. Priceless.

You gotta love it.

And next Thanksgiving there will be no giblet gravy (thanks for the mental imagery, Frylock... you've ruined another Christmas).