So I talked to Jo Maha yesterday and he is still on for the trek cross states to Spumoni. Excellent! We will be waiting in anticipation. Perhaps he will stop in Ohio and pick up Johnny Vermouth. Anything is possible. Hopefully no damage will come from the burning of bills and staements accrued over the last 20 yrs. Perhhaps you will cause snow flurries over Tuckahoe. I was thinking the maybe John should create his own comic book featuring the adventures of mojo and furious. Every so often you and alane be featured but you have to have superhero names. You know something like the incredibles. Only scented differently and in different costumes. John Vermouth with the ability to spoil milk with just a glance. You can have like soppresatta nunchucks. i dont know just drifting.
anyway
I am currently taking the a 4hr driving course online due to a traffic violation. This is almost as boring as awaiting the ticket in your car while other cars speed by you. The website will not allow me to move on till i spent the minimum time alotted.
I was trying to get off the highway to get gas. I was below "E" and saw nothing but red lights ahead. Gosh I love I95. There was 2 exit lanes and 6 cars ahead of me. This trooper stops his car and gets out. Walks up to each car and gave us all tickets for driving in a service lane. Thats 4 points. Wow but the guy next me towing another car with chains at 50 mph is okay. The dump truck dropping dirt and debris all over doesnt get a ticket. The pick up with 26 people in back gets to go on. But i get a ticket. Steve once got a ticket for driving with his hazard lights on because he had a donut spare on his car. How do they decide on who gets a ticket. Must be the color green.
In the immortal words of Jack Burton," (I guess i was) not put on this earth to GET IT! Now this really pisses me off to no end!
So i have 18 more minutes to kill. 40 minute module took me 16 minutes. I have to sit and stare till its over and pay for it.