Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

In tonight's mail: Steve's Christmas card. The one we sent to him. We must've gotten his address wrong; it was stamped "undeliverable."

I have to wonder if that stamp was affixed on the sixth floor of a certain facility...

The dentist found two cavities this morning -- so I go back to his office in a week for serious drilling. Why can't they make tooth-fillings with slow-release flavor? I'd get tiramisu. Or lemon-ice. Or Frangelico.

Better yet, why not an MP3-player tooth-filling? Something that'll play Rammstein to wake you up in the morning. Fishbone when you're eating party food. And "Let's-get-ready-to-rumble!" at mealtimes.

One thing I was able to confirm this morning: after a tortuous session of dental cleaning, that first cup of coffee tastes so good.
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