Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Friday, January 27, 2006

Alane writes (in an e-mail blast that wasn't much of a blast, given that she doesn't keep a very extensive list of people's e-mail addresses -- so at her request I republish it here)
Hey Everyone--

Sorry for the group call out. I will eventually get settled enough to write or e-mail everyone individually. Do know that I have thought of all you for different reasons since the move.

The boys have settled into school nicely. They both just got report cards. John Paul's declared he was "an outstanding kindergarten citizen" (sounds a little Orwellian to me but hey). Joseph's said it seemed like he had been in the class all year and he fit right in. I know John Paul is much happier with school: not once has he told me it's too long. He even told Joseph that he should have Mrs. Talarczyk for kindergarten. Joseph will soon be having an art show and concert with his class. The art show raises money for the Ronald McDonald house, so I will be able to purchase some of his artwork, if no one outbids me.

Amazingly John and I have found a house. I fell in love with it when I walked in. I have to give John much credit, he really wanted new construction, but was willing to go with this house. It's in a beautiful neighborhood and centrally located. I absolutely cannot wait to move in.

My mom and dad have been amazing. They have really been very helpful. Joseph is their little sidekick because he only has pre-school part of the day. I don't know what I would do without all their help. I have been staying with them and they have been so kind. It's so cool because my mom does the laundry -- she's the best. I wonder if I can continue that deal when we move to the new house...

The job is going well. I thought it would be tough getting back to work, but I guess you never forget that. It's busy and the day flies. Best part is I can start as early as 6:00 am and leave pretty much 8 and 1/2 hours after whatever my starting time was. I sometimes am home by 4:00.

I have met some nice people here already. Our realtor has invited herself over to the house when we move in to make toffee with me. I've never made toffee, but she said she would bring all the stuff so why not?

I'm feeling truly blessed right now. I have a great husband, great kids, great parents and a new home. The only thing missing is my brothers -- but I know they are looking down giving me a cheer.

Wish you well--
Alane
Yes, yes, lots of life-altering stuff in there, and every bit of it is true. But did you notice? Alane actually said something nice about me. In the 20+ years that she's known me, she finally said something nice about me.

That house is worth every dime!