Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Monday, May 23, 2005

That's the trouble with Bazzukajoe -- he has no sense of subtlety. He rushes straight for the smegma and jumps lightly over its more nuanced component: sebaceous.

Now that word cracks me up.

Crossing Sixth Avenue this afternoon I saw a bus with a sign that said "NOT IN SERVICE." I remembered being out with Cookie a few days ago when he saw an empty bus. He announced to us: "That bus is 'OUT OF BUSINESS.'"

Yup.