Let's face it, this looks prissy. Yeah, I know the history of dogs -- but don't forget what dogs do when you tell them to "sit." They do it. Cats on the other hand are supposed to say "piss off."

Nice color, though. Did Jessica select that?

For me, I tend to laugh at brand names:

1. Proctor Silex
2. Yuban
3. Neo-Synephrine
4. Motts
5. Spic & Span
6. Fanta
7. Snausages
8. Motorola
9. All names of all feminine hygiene products