Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Those pictures were awesome. I was wondering if they were shot with a 110 camera. Do they make those anymore? The flashbulb stack on top of it. Every picture looks like it was taken from down the street.
I felt like i was watching an old movie.

So for those who have not heard from Steve. He is doing fine. He has started a new group in Jupiter. A sect known as the MukWuks that kneel once a week and face PukNuk Gorge reciting lines from EasyMoney, but only those said by monty capuletti. The group survives solely on brewed arabica beans from pelaponesia. They do not repond to voicemail or missed call lists. They only correspond when the beans are ready for harvest. Here he is pictured leading a meeting. These meetings are held on haynie lane in jupiter farms.

Something about the mastandrea/fatone gene combination requires you place any and all object atop your head. It is a compulsion we cannot resist. It is as if we were possessed and forced into it. I knew this not only from going back and looking at old photos, there are hundreds but Ellexa finished a box of Cheerios one morning and proclaimed look daddy........A HAT. An put the box on her head. Since then all objects at one time or another them became a hat. Thus passing the gene on. She may resemble jessica's family but she is all mastandrea when it comes to her personality. She has even shown signs of changing the words to songs. We are working on some as we speak. Now if we could just get her to announce she need to sit on the potty before she makes the cake we would be living it up. So...Here we are in our hats. Someone once said "LIFE IS LIKE A HAT" I vaguely recall the complete haiku but it seems to be a piece to the mastandrea explanation. I do not think Ellexa enjoyed this hat as much as i did. Later on that evening she would spill entire cup of blue easter egg coloring on her stomach and sport a blue belly for several days.

This one is for the Mastandrea Dictionary. Its a great word. Wonder if that draws any hits from google.
This is a sphygmomanometer.