I've been meaning to post a reply to Tommy's tale of woe. However, there are so many different angles of attack that I hardly know where to begin. Let me count the ways:

• It wasn't a shave in Bronxville, so at least your life wasn't in danger
• Your strange haircut could start a trend; I'll monitor the fashion mags
  
• Goldberg had a distinctive look; perhaps you too can pull it off too
  
• Consider extensions -- cornrows might actually look good on you
• At least your hair still grows back

Not much happening here in Berea. Just another couple weeks of baseball. Da Chimpz won their second game of the season on Tuesday, and they did it in style -- without making a single out on the basepaths (the other team was kind enough to strike itself out to end their rallies). We're supposed to play tonight but just like last night we see the storm clouds looming. That was some huge downpour we had yesterday evening to rain us out. Hopefully we'll get our game in today.

And continuing one of our favorite blog themes, here's a link to high-tech toilets.