Why do people read this blog?

That's nobody's business but the Turks.'

(Actually, it must be very frustrating: to be searching the web for pictures of Bugs Bunny (keywords "bugs buny") and instead getting a photo of my dining room table's claw foot, au naturel.

How about a nice, close shave?
Teach your whiskers to behave
Lots of lather, lots of soap
Please hold still, don't be a dope
Now we're ready for the scraping
There's no use to try escaping
Yell and scream and rant and rave
It's no use, you need a shave!

This search engine phenomenon reminds me of our favorite meaty urologist -- and now he's even big in Turkey!