Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Saturday, December 22, 2007

Note to self: resist the temptation to open Christmas gifts early. Especially in Wyoming.
ROCK SPRINGS, Wyo. — A woman stabbed her husband with a kitchen knife following an argument that began when she accused him of opening a Christmas present early, authorities said Friday.
Alane is safe -- her gift isn't even here yet (hmmm... hope that delivery gets here in time).

A flu-like malaise has descended upon Berea-Rose in the last 24 hours. So the first day of my extended holiday vacation was spent with us kind-a sacking out in front of the TV, thinking of all the stuff that we should otherwise be doing. Except Cookie. He feels fine. And he's making us crazy. He's awake now, watching a History Channel show on Ho Chi Minh. Woke up complaining of a nightmare that featured the Grinch driving a rocket-powered sleigh through NYC traffic.