Hairy muffins. Do the day spas have a waxing procedure to fix that? And did anyone check the muffins for cracked toenails?

Steve is telling me I have to see the "corn flake" face. Yes, I must.

(There's a dusting of snow on the grass around here -- makes the Christmas lights look good; unfortunately Alane's lighted penguins aren't rated for South Pole climate demands -- the wind has toppled both and split one in half.)