Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Thursday, July 26, 2007

The tooth fairy is working overtime around here this week. Yesterday morning, as we made ready to leave for the day, Mojo approached me holding a bloody rag at his mouth and announced that one of his front teeth was coming it.

Yeah, it was pretty loose and bleeding -- but time is money, so I reached into his head and ripped it the rest of the way out. He was very happy. We wiped the blood from his face, he ate a bowl of Corn Pops, and off he went to summer camp... with a smile that looked like a train wreck.

By the time I picked the up from camp in this afternoon's deluge of rain, that one remaining front tooth looked even more crooked. We went to Capri Pizza and it was all I could do to make the little guy laugh -- because seeing that smashed-up doofus-smile really cracked me up.

But it wasn't long after we got home tonight that it too came out. Now he's got a giant blank space in the upper grill. For now, at least.

Exciting stuff.