Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, May 02, 2007

Bad weather in Cleveland had me sitting in the grimy corridors of LaGuardia Airport an extra two hours last night -- an altogether crappy wait for an altogether crappy flight (can those seats be any tighter? can the lumbar configuration be any more wrong?).

On Monday night we watched Broadway Joe razzle-dazzle the competition on Dancing With Cigars. Caught glimpses of Frylock and Marloofa; when they showed Bazzukajoe giving a huge round of applause I couldn't help but suggest to Guido that he get a wider-screen television.