Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

With over 2,500 miles of highway in the last week, we are quite ready to not be in a car again for a long while.

But no such luck -- today we tooled around to shop for groceries, return the rental car, and I even ran over to the mall to pick up an 8mm-DVD conversion I put in some time back. (Yeah, that mall: "I drive myself to Macy's, picking out shoes" -- and I did get myself a pair of shoes.)

Anyway, the road trip was as harrowing as you'd expect. Lots of backseat fighting, long stretches of lousy radio, and in another sign of our civilization's inexorable decay we saw the total collapse of the traditional "left lane is for passing" road etiquette. I've never experienced so many ass-hats driving below the speed limit in the left lane -- so forget cruise-control, every few miles we were jockeying to break free of a some absurdly-formed logjam of truckers and morons.

It was quite a journey, and so great to see everyone. I'd try to relay the details here but don't even know where to start. Maybe I'll get my bearings once I get some videos loaded. Like this one, featuring Ellexa and Spiderman dancing the Paso Doble: