Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

I apologize for my extended leave from the blog as i have opened a new store and it has kept me busy. I am sorry i did not get to say my goodbyes to the family when you left. We had fun. So i opened my store with a Mardi Gras Party and i thought you'd like my attire. We are mid cheer as i cut the ribbon.

Nothing like digging a big hole in the front yard is there john. Spumoni South once looked like afghanistan when the meat pipe incident occured. They tore the place up. I myself recall digging a giant hole next to the house on Marisa Circle to examine the foundation. I recall needing a ladder to get out. Now thats a hole, Then it rained and we had to bury the ladder but thats a different story. Ahhhh Do It Yourselfers, the allure of self reliance the disappointment of being over your head to the joy of the people at Home Douche Pot. I hate those guys. Hey john......just remember to shut the power. I blew out the whole house once and actually the whole store one too. Good Luck......