Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, March 14, 2007

It is rainy and yucky today. Got a little too used to the spring-like weather from yesterday. We got to 70 degrees, which really got the final snow-packs by the garage a-melting. But this is Ohio, so we're going back below freezing in a few days. This is a strange state. With a strange state lottery -- not only do the misfits line up for their tickets, they compete with each other to appear on the state lottery television show. No need to watch it, I am here to assure you all: every contestant is a winner in his own right. But none of that detracts from the warmth of this state's down-home glow.

Can you feel it? Are your gums bleeding yet?