Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Friday, December 15, 2006

I hadn't seen her since her move to Food Network, but last night I caught a bit of Nigella's Christmas Bites. She's a babe. I went to bed shortly thereafter and tried to convince Alane to talk about food with a sultry Brit affectation. The most I could get out of her was a snide comment about sepherd's pie, no accent. Wasn't working for me at all.

This morning is too rainy and windy to puff up the giant nativity scene on our lawn. Maybe this weekend I bring out the giant Grinch and set him up on the other side of the lawn.