Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Thursday, December 14, 2006

I apologize for the prolonged absence...work, school and cartoon-work has been kicking my ass...but I'm back. By the way everyone, I think I've officially given up my battle with my mailbox, all my bills now come to the store...Ive decided I'm getting a PO Box and charging it to my douche-bag housing association....but back to the important stuff:
SIXTY YEARS AGO TODAY ROSE AND GIUSEPPE HAD A BIG KAHUNA!! Yup, I called Big Vin to wish him a Happy, Happy this morning and he told me he's so old he remembers when the Bible first came out. The Southern Contingent of Spumoni South will be convening tonight for some early festivities, and then the full assembly will be meeting this weekend...so keep an eye on CNN for any explosions in Jupiter Farms. So I also want to publicly extend the sophisticated discussion that began last night between Dr. Sfingi, BazzukaJoe, Ree and I. Is it healthier for a turd to float or sink to the bottom of the toilet? I personally believe that a sinking shit-log implies heavy, undigested content and therefore consider myself a "Pro-Float". I also imagine if a log is too heavy one runs the risk of a water displacement overflow...and that is never good.