Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Some interesting mail this evening... Some belated Valentines Day cards, one from Alane and one from the boys. The latter included a "#1 Dad" sticker that I must wear to the office tomorrow.

There was also an official-looking envelope from the New York courts: a juror questionnaire. Great. These people tried to yank me into service a few years ago -- at exactly the same time the feds were hauling me down to Foley Square for jury duty with them. Over the years, I've done time with both state and fed, and I can confidently say that both experiences suck mightily. A guy I worked with told me about a friend of his who got called into lengthy service. He was so annoyed by the whole thing that he got an apartment across the Hudson River -- changing his court jurisdiction, disqualifying himself. When I was stuck on endless, mindless grand jury duty, that Hoboken guy was my hero.

Well, soon enough I will be happily outside the New York jursidiction.