Kind of like how John recognizes the weird thngs that Uncle Vito may say from time to time. Today during Sunday dinner, Marlena, Jenia, and I couldn't help but reflect on all of the bizarre terms and phrases that we constantly hear my mother say on a daily basis. Some may understand, some may not, but nevertheless just............ Enjoy!

1. "I gotta call Phyllis."
2. "Do me a favor...make some coffee."
3. "Oh Vinny, so sore, so sore."
4. "Why don't you sticka broom up my ass and I'll sweep!?"
5. "Don't you shush me, I only get louder!"
6. "You're as thick as shit!"
7. "You got long hands!"
8."He's the horses ass!"
9. "Don't talk to me like I'm one of your asshole buddies!"
10. "He a poor jerk."
11. "Your mother's got a big one!"
12. "Your sister's ass!"
13. "Your sister's got nothin'!"
14. "He's such a dingleberry."
15. "You must have blocked it out."
16. "Hello...I'm here!"(On the Nextel)
17. "I feel like someone bashed my head in with a sledgehammer."
18. "I'm all sweated."
19. "You smell like the outside."
20. "A bunch of judrules."
21. " I gotta call Mary Jo."
22. "I'm so tired I can't stand up."
23. "I got three hours of paperwork to do."
24. "I could eat tuna everyday."
25. "TRANSFER FUNDS!"
26. "What a sin...that's such a sad state of affairs."

*****If there are any that we have failed to mention, please feel free to add to the list.*****