Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Tuesday, January 03, 2017

Deep Fried Idiocy

A short word about the following life changing images. The story is that a few years ago my dad wanted to eat a reuben sandwich but was unable to due to his gluten intolerance. What followed this tragic discovery was the realization that we could skip the bread and just use deep frying as a way to still deliver the ingredients in a sandwich like manner. We tried numerous different things, most famously was the attempt to put the ingredients into a sausage making machine then deep fry that into a reuben corndog. That catastrophic failure turned into a tradition of deep frying whatever nearby foods we had around New Years. So from this years attempts here are some of our creations, they truly speak for themselves.
-The set up we used.

-The extraction from the oil.


-One of the completed deep fried monstrosities.

-Ooey gooey rich and chewy inside, golden flakey tender cakey outside...