Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Saturday, September 08, 2012

Gluing labels on these wine bottles really puts me in the mood for a plate full of... candied bacon. Alane is at the Giant Beagle right now to get breakfast warez -- though I believe today will be a breakfast sausage day.

Oh, and the wine is pretty good. So I'll be sure to bust open a couple of bottle this week to indulge. I first tried attaching my labels with Mojo's glue-stick from school. That didn't work so well. This morning I got some industrial stuff out of the basement and wow, was that stinky. And not particularly effective on glass. I'm sure by the end of the day I'll be mixing up a batch of JB Weld... which makes absolutely no sense but neither does it make sense to make soap from bacon drippings. Why would that stop us?