Stopped today at the local Walmarts and found the epxerience so entertaining I had to send text-massage updates to Marlin as my shopping progressed.

And speaking of trashy fun, Cookie can't wait to go back to the paintball field. Yeah, I could do that.

Not much political commentary from Frylock or Big Kahuna these days: we're living in grim times and there's not much left to say... Maybe the only thing left to do is take bets on what collapses first: Europe, Greece, California, U.S., N.Y., who knows.

Is counterfeiting still considered illegal?