Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Sunday, March 21, 2010

Later today we go to Mass, after which the Cub Scouts hold their Pinewood Derby races. Da Chimpz have crafted a pair of wacky racers using the crude tools in our basement -- that POS plastic miter box and saw cost me about $9 at Home Depot several years ago and even brand new it barely worked. Ah well, we did our best -- we're not exactly going into these races with any spirit of competition.

"Mojo, the wheels on your car kind of point in all different directions. I don't think you're going to win any races. Is that OK?"

"Yeah."

I also asked hi if I could paint his car brown and give it yellow spots. Then I had to talk him out of that.
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