We rented the nature film "Earth" this weekend -- that HD spectacular that features many of the planets most interesting and tasty animals. As we watched I was a bit concerned that the film's soft-propagandizing would have an effect on Da Chimpz, but I needn't have worried. As they showed some weird-looking cranes migrating from Mongolia to India over rugged mountains I heard Cookie singing under his breath "Holiday in Cambodia."

Quite right.