Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Friday, December 18, 2009

Mojo is wise to this whole Santa Claus thing. But that doesn't stop him from submitting fantastical Christmas wish-lists any chance he gets. Like in school this week where he was invited to write a letter to Santa:
Dear Santa,

I want a DSI a Teck Deck Big Ramp a Teck Deck 10 pack a Teck Deck Half Pipe a Lego set another Lego set and another Lego set a Army Men pack a Lego free build kit a IPod a Nerf gun pack and in my stocking I want cole gum a Teck Deck and I want World Peace + a cell phone + a penguin.
Got that Santa? I especially like the way he segmented the stocking-stuffer portion of his list. The coal gum is, I think, something we got him in year's past -- probably because we couldn't find lumps of real coal. Not sure where to get a penguin. Or where to send him to get a comma.