Saw a bumper sticker this morning that said "Tolerance." And I thought: "Yeah, we need more of that." In fact, we ought to round up all those intolerant types and make them pay. Really show them who's boss.

I'm still waiting to hear about Frylock's most recent dream sequence. I hear it is very bizarre. Can't be as strange as the one where the part of Don Vito was played by Morgan Freeman who was falling-down drunk at a wedding and unable to help me find the rightful owner of the shoe I had found on the sidewalk outside the church.

And the very next night I dreamt that Uncle Lenny was being interviewed on 60 Minutes, alongside a long-haired Tony Orlando-looking character named Bonio who had faked his own death and lived beneath Lenny's floorboards with his wretched wife, coming out only occasionally to smoke on the front porch of 1522. Lenny did his best to explain it all to the interviewer, but I even I was unconvinced.