Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Friday, February 27, 2009

I wish I'd been able to get downtown today to join these brave dissidents. A sign of rational life -- in Cleveland!

Can't say the same down in Cincinnati, though -- way messed up stuff over there, boy.

Loved Peyser in yesterday's NY Post complaining about the growing bedbug problem. Too bad she didn't leverage the phenomenon's glaring national symbolism.

And speaking of morgues -- this blog needs a shot in the arm. Frylock all but promised he would post an entry yesterday... said he had a lot on his mind. But alas, he has brought us nothing. Here we are, enduring the greatest economic crisis since Pheonecia's first currency crumbled, and Steve's policy is to do nothing. Katie Couric hates Frylock.