Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Friday, October 17, 2008

Hello Ohio........
I never thought we would be competing with Ohio for most Rampant Voter Fraud Capital. I am assuring you that florida will never give up the crown. We are very proud to not be able to do something as fundamental as voting not without creating as much drama and doubt in the system as possible. We went from screwing up the archaic paper punch system to accidentally erasing some of the touch screen ones. We need to go back to the hand written stuff you stuck in a box. Just like in HS voting for prom queen, can we mess that up too?


Has ACORN been to Berea yet? have they tried to register John Paul yet?
Have the trees changed color? I miss that. Pile the fallen leaves high and dive in once for me.


So we had dinner at my mom's. Bar-b-que. It was great except that the pool is open to any one falling in so ellexa must be contained. She was very interested in what uncle vito was eating and takes pride in saying Unka Vido correctly and we all laugh everytime. I dont know why it is so funny. She speaks very well and very often says very unexpected things or uses the funniest terms. She loves uncle Jenia. she needs to know what hes doing and when hes coming over. Uncle steve too. And yes , she puts everything on her head. She is a mastandrea.