Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

We took a little bit of vacation in the last few days, getting ourselves a room in Geneva, not Switzerland, so we could look at the lake and enjoy the local style. We especially liked the ramshackle roadside bar with the following words painted in red on the side of the building:
Liquor, Dancing

The carnival strip was definitely the hooverville of seaside resorts, but fun to see for exactly that reason. We did hit a local winery, where I tasted the homegrown while Da Chimpz drank the grape juice. Notice the carefully dosed samples on my tray. The stuff wasn't bad, and I even bought myself a few bottle on my way out (suppressing my inner urge to boycott the pricks who successfully lobbied the Ohio legislature to restrict my ability to order wines through the mail -- so now I gotta load up on Big Ass Cab on my next road-trip to NYC, yes by car since the abominable TSA won't let you carry bottles onto a flight anymore).

Despite the spotty cellphone service in Geneva, not-Switzerland, I did hear that Don Vito was hunkering down with the Fatones as Tropical Storm Fay poured buckets of water over the region. I understand storm preparation included the ancient rite of sausage-grilling, done outdoors, natch. Hearing this made me put on the Weather Channel to track the storm's course, but I couldn't stand watching Jim Cantore pining for the storm upgrade. But the only other thing on television was the insufferable Chi-Com propaganda airing on NBC. The Little League World Series was far more enthralling. Too bad for Italy -- those kids have great names.

Anyway, now we're back at Berea-Rose. I patched up the soap dish in the shower this afternoon, meaning it's off-limits until the compound can set. So I took a shower in the basement. In the two and a half years we've lived here no one has yet used the downstairs shower. Until today.

Every day an adventure.