Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Tuesday, February 05, 2008

The excitement in New York this morning had nothing to do with Stupor Tuesday and everything to do with the ticker-tape parade for the Giants. I put the Fox 5 news on at 6 a.m. and they were downtown where loony fans were already lined up waiting for the parade to start. They looked like they'd been beered up from the night before.

I stayed at a hotel called The Time on 49th Street last night. A very desperately hip place -- but not bad. I considered making a clever Morris Day comment to the well-dressed dude at The Time's reception desk, but Purple Rain was probably released before he was born. "Jerome, bring me my mirror!"

Had a room on the third floor, so I heard a lot of garbage trucks throughout the night (and a whole bunch of screaming coming from the parking lot adjacent to the Ambassador theater). Opened the room door this morning and found the New York Times, complimentary. Twenty-something years ago I used to read that paper cover to cover, but not so much any more. So as I ate my breakfast I flipped through the NYT for the first time in years. To call it a shell of its former self is almost too kind. I skimmed the agit-prop and settled on the crossword puzzle, only to find that it too has been dumbed-down over the years.

Eh, I guess entropy is a force of nature.

At lunchtime I ventured out to find NY Giants gear -- preferably with a snide NY-is-in-your-face message on it, as was Alane's request. But I couldn't find a street-vendor anywhere in mid-town (usually they're obstructing pedestrian traffic on every other corner -- maybe the police did a sweep; maybe they all headed downtown to catch the parade crowds). I made it all the way to Modell's by Grand Central. They had official gear -- and a mob of people fighting to get to the inventory. The cashier line was long -- I would've missed my afternoon meetings. So I kept moving.

Tonight's flight back was exceptional. Got the the airport early and was able to get onto an earlier flight -- that never happens! Back home in time to get da chimpz to bed and sit here now with some chips and beer before hitting the sack. I plan on sleeping well tonight, without the garbage trucks. Or the screaming.