Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Yes, far too many classics from the rock and roll canon have been dubbed onto TV commercials -- Led Zep for a car, Chemical Brothers for beer. What's next? James Brown for Viagra?

I feel good!

That Chemical Brothers beer commercial would have sold more units if they'd just played the original video -- with the kids sneaking into the club to do some down-home clown-krumping. Until they get thrown out. And arrested.

Did you know... I can go to Japan? And back.

"Wow."