This announcement is for all -- but is pointed especially at you, Steve.

Alane handed me the entry form last week, thinking there was something I could do with it. But I do not feel worthy.

In short, the Weinermobile is available as part of an Oscar Mayer promo event.

This is our chance to drive the frigging Weinermobile! Steve, this is your childhood dream (childhood, in this case, being what you're still in the throes of). All we have to do is say what we'd do with it.

Though, I suppose we'd have to be a bit circumspect in telling them what we would do with such a cool ride. I mean, what we would really do.

I am gripped with the situation's potential. But I feel so unworthy.