Holy cow -- I remember those Germany videos. I remember Bway Joe having to endure some sort of promotional carnival. One teutonic teeny-bopper girl pulls a handful of cotton candy and presses it to Joe's upper lip and says "I give you mustache!"

Uncle Joe turns away from the videoscreen and says to me, "She'd rather be giving him a stinkin-stache."

I laughed uncontrollably for the next week or perhaps 10 days.