The Olympics passed already? Didn't that crap just start? I suppose I should try to follow these things. (Why? I can't even catch a baseball game -- and that's supposedly an American sport.)

As for wine and golf, I refer you to my Youtube post of a few weeks ago -- I suspect I had already guzzled a glass (or two) of veritas before putting iron to spud on that fine evening. (But now that you describe it as Tylka protocol I will be sure to do it exactly as you describe at our next Tee Time for Tater Tots.)

And sorry to break it to you, Jenny-babe, but male Mastandrea DNA does seem to run predominantly male. Did you look around the Caravella side of the banquet hall back in May? Total sausage fest. And big eaters too. I'd be more worried about your children's appetites than their interest in sports. Forget boy versus girl -- just hope the kid is born with a spoon in his hand instead of a fork.