Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Friday, August 24, 2012

Well, pardon me. I was vigorously reminded today that the villain in Bubba Ho Tep was not an alien invader. Alane and Da Chimpz seemed surprised that I would have muddled the scintillating plot line in which the elderly and infirm Elvis (with the help of a paranoid JFK) battles an ancient mummy curse.

Of course it would be that...

Tonight I want to have a campfire. Drink some port. Watch the concrete cure. That's livin.'
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