John-Your predicament with "watching baseball" brings me to only one thought.....The Mastandrea boys of South Spumoni do not follow sports...Infact, I dare you to ask Stephen about the current sport season...He most enthusiastically will reply with: "the Olympics just passed".....If it is not being broadcasted by Fox News, there is no way Stephen even knows what is going on...

The Vin Man on the other hand always has a game on....and Uncle Vito well....we know he spends many hours in that chair watching (or not watching) a baseball game... I must say he has gotten his money's worth out of that chair.....Ellexa has stated in writing that her father spends time playing "basketball" with her...This surprised all of us...even Bazzukah Joe.....  (If a child writes it- it must be true)...

Anyways this all scares me..Either God is going to bless us with only female children....or I may get my wish of having a very confused, eclectic son who will spend his time "listening to music" while all of his friends play outside...This is not to say this is a bad thing.....nor am I questioning his "athleticism."

I know its not enjoyable- but sometimes you have to "take one for the team." Because if not, the influence of the Tylka family- where golf is enjoyed with a glass of wine for hours.....The wine is great but the people are crazy...(there is a country song in there....)- will overwhelm.....And well- this scares me most of all.... Golf is a four letter word after all....