Because there's no such thing as too much cheese. Unrolling the braciole of consciousness; shaping the meatball of life. Because everything is funny; you just need to view it from the proper angle. Good for cats. Made in Poland. Because everything is like a hat. You know how those gorillas can be... Very unforgiving.

Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Next question: Madame Ruth (with the gold-capped tooth) handed me a beverage that smelled like turpentine and looked like india ink. What did I do next?

a) held my nose
b) closed my eyes
c) took a drink
d) all of the above

Not unrelated to high-stakes multiple-choice conundrums, today is the start of our two-day wedding anniversary. It lasts two days because we can't agree on which day it occurs. I keep thinking it's the 18th but Alane swears it is the 17th. Ever the reasonable and accommodating spouse (a Mastandrea hallmark!) I have eagerly embraced the compromise position: let it be both days and we can celebrate that much longer.

I get to drink more wine that way.
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